SuperSundayVideo-Week 02-Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham

This is week 02 of ‘SuperSundayVideo’, an initiative where I’ll be posting my wackiest video of the week the following Sunday. Last Sunday we saw a great performance by ‘quick change’ artists from America’s Got Talent. This week I saw a video on Youtube that had me in splits! Check it out.

Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist with a great sense of humor. You might also want to check out these two more Jeff Dunham videos. The first one is Achmed the dead terrorist singing his version of the ‘Jingle Bells’ carol and the second one is actually a blooper that Jeff covers up perfectly!


The best joke Ive ever read!!

This is probably the best joke I’ve come across in a very long time. Very modest and extremely hilarious!! A bit long but definitely worth the wait. Enjoy!!!

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: “Happy Birthday!” I nearly died!!!

Calvin n Hobbes – Compilacion numero tres

Last Calvin n Hobbes post, we saw Calvin at school. This winter I wanted to post about snow. But then these strips are all over the net! Just google it and you’ll get dozens of posts! But we, at angadsodhi dot com, do things differently!!

The compilation below is a collection of my personal favorites. No proper theme as such. Not much of Hobbes in this post either. Maybe he’ll have a bigger role in my next CnH post (Hint Hint!!).

Thank you Bill Watterson for bringing out these gems for us. We’ll always be grateful!!

Do tell me which one you like the best. Enjoy.

Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 1
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 2
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 3
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 4
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 5
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 6
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 7
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 9
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 8
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 10
Calvin and Hobbes - Post no 3 - Strip no 11 on angadsodhi dot com

Check out my previous Calvin n Hobbes post:
http://www.angadsodhi.com/wordpress/calvin-n-hobbes-those-lovely-schooldays/
http://www.angadsodhi.com/wordpress/calvin-n-hobbes-we-love-you/

Calvin n Hobbes – those lovely schooldays!!!

Calvin n Hobbes are back(though no Hobbes in this post)!!!

It’s been almost 4 years since I finished school. Wonder how time flies by! What’s left behind are just memories. Memories that full-up your heart with joy, memories that can wash away any sorrow. This post is a tribute to those sugary little reminiscences.

Below is a compilation of some of the best of ‘Calvin n Hobbes’ comic strips wherein Calvin is at school doing what he does best (definitely not studying)!

Also see: Previous post of Calvin n Hobbes – http://www.angad619.qupis.com/wordpress/calvin-n-hobbes-we-love-you/.

Calvin n Hobbes 1 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 2 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 3 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 4 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 5 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 6 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 7 on angadsodhi.comCalvin n Hobbes 8 on angadsodhi.com

I would love to know which one of those above did you like the best. Please do leave a comment below indicating your favorite!

Calvin n Hobbes, we love you!!!

Ever since it was first published on 18 November 1985, Bill Watterson’s ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ has touched many a hearts.

The story revolves around six year old Calvin, his friendship with is tiger Hobbes, his adventures (rather misadventures), his flights of fantasies etc.

Hobbes is Calvin’s stuffed tiger who he considers to be alive. So Calvin sees him as a full-grown tiger while others just see it as a stuffed toy!!

The comic below is one such masterpiece which is sure to pluck a chord deep down everyone’s heart!

 

Calvin and hobbes comic strip 1
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 2
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 3
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 4
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 5
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 6
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 7
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 8
Calvin and hobbes comic strip 9